Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Saturday Wake and Bake

Get high and waste time just like you did when you were a kid!

Plus!: Lots of Fall Previews for the new season of cartoons!
Plus!: Warner Brothers' Abbott & Costello mice!
Plus!: Dudley Do-Right in Spanish!
Plus!: Magic Potty Baby doll!
Plus!: Bugs Bunny in 'Wackiki Wabbit'
Plus!: Tennessee Tuxedo!
Plus!: Lumber Jack Rabbit!
Plus!: Hulk & Spider-Man dolls!
Plus!: Superman for Kelloggs!
Plus!: Groovy Sugar Bear!
Plus!: Electra-Woman & Dyna-Girl!

Plus!: Cass Elliot on The New Scooby-Doo Mysteries
Plus!: Hilarious House of Frightenstein!
Plus!: Mr Bucket commercial
Plus!: Gumby in 'A Hair-Raising Adventure!
Plus!: Tootsie Pop Turtle!
Plus!: Disco Kool-Aid commercial!
Plus!: Pluto in 'Bone Trouble'!
Plus!: Kenner Star Wars toys!
Plus!: Merrie Melodies - 'An Itch In Time'!
Plus!: Looney Tunes - 'The Three Pigs'!

Confessions of an Opium Eater (1962)

Dressed completely in black, Vincent Price is a 19th century adventurer that gets involved in Chinese Tong wars and frees slave girls with the help of a savvy Asian midget. With a spooky theremin soundtrack and a trippy, slow-motion drug trip, all in glorious black and white!

Plus!: Return of Mr. Moto trailer
Plus!: The Crimson Ghost, chapter 1
Plus!: Beach Girls and the Monster trailer
Plus!: Betty Boop in 'Minnie the Moocher'
Plus!: A black + white LSD freak-out
Plus!: Rolling Stones play 'Under My Thumb' on Shindig

Poker In Bed (1974)

Sexy Italian comedy about a gambler who becomes a gigolo to pay his debts. Also starring gorgeous Edwige Fenech as a German health fanatic that can only become aroused when she is wet.

Plus!: Trailer for Insegnante vie en Casa
Plus!: Trailer for Emmanuelle's Silver Tongue
Plus!: Trailer for all-star Italian sex comedy Spogliamoci così senza pudor, starring Ursula Andress, Nadia Cassini and Barbara Bouchet
Plus!: Extended goofball heavy metal video for UK 80s band, Samson
Plus!: Homemade Spaceship mash-up video of  'If 6 Was 9', with Bootsy Collins

Sunday, August 22, 2010

Most Outrageous Game Show Moments

Former Game Show hosts get together and run clips of their 'favorite moments'

Plus!: Disco Commercial for 7-UP
Plus!: 'Venus' by Shocking Blue
Plus!: SuperSocks & Blue Flowers
Plus!: Leprechaun King gets drunk
Plus!: Full episode of Gong Show
Plus!: House of Masters commercial
Plus!: Donna Summer and the Jackson 5 bring the Disco Overload
Plus!: Eddie Shack for Journey's End

Plus!: The Munsters in 'Hot Rod Herman'
Plus!: 1959 Maple Leafs-Rangers brawl
Plus!: Amboy Dukes play 'Journey to the Center of Your Mind'
Plus!: Jayne Mansfield in Rome
Plus!: Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn
Plus!: Furious car chase from The Seven Ups' and trailers galore

Intimate Games (1976)

A pervy Psychology professor assigns his class to explore their sexual fantasies. One of the best British Sex Comedies from the Seventies with some of the sexiest starlets of the genre.

Plus!: T-Rex performs 'Bang-a-Gong'
Plus!: Trailer for Pirahna
Plus!: Waterhose Beachball from Playboy Playmate Playoffs '86
Plus!: Rick James plays 'Super Freak'
Plus!: A Flying Asian Devil Head
Plus!: Bad directions from a homeless guy that might be high

Riot on Sunset Strip (1967)

LAPD Captain Aldo Ray sticks up for the mixed-up teens that hang out on the Strip until he finds out that his estranged daughter in hanging out with a bad crew. Made within 8 weeks of the real-life riots it is named for, this features live performances by The Standells and The Chocolate Watch Band.

Plus!: LSD Propaganda with talking hot dogs
Plus!: Spirit performs '1984'
Plus!: Dr. Pepper and Dodge Charger commercials
Plus!: Jack Webb fights Acidheads on Dragnet
Plus!: Vintage news footage of Viet Nam protesters
Plus!: Ali G. hassles modern protesters
Plus!: Trailers for Rabid and Rolling Thunder

Monday, August 16, 2010

Sitting Target (1972)

Imprisoned Harry Lomart is a vicious, brute of a man and yet he is prepared to do his long jail term as he is confident that on his release his beautiful wife Pat will be waiting for him, but a visit from Pat brings him his worst nightmare. Starring Oliver Reed and 'Deadwood's Ian McShane.

Plus!: Trailer from Savage Sisters
Plus!: Carnival tricks
Plus!: Commercial for HairWiz
Plus!: Red Hot Chili Peppers - 'Can't Stop'
Plus!: Trailer for Duel of the Iron Fist
Plus!: Johnny Lydon vs. Tom Snyder
Plus!: Trailer for The Flying Guillotine

The Buddha Assassinator (1980)

Clownish Kung-Fu about a student on the run from an Evil Prince that hides out at his Drunken Uncle's place. His Uncle teaches him the Deadly Buddhist Fist

Plus!: 30-Minute Junk Tape Mix
Plus!: Gladiator trailers
Plus!: Andy Kaufman sings 'Ol' Macdonald'
Plus!: Jessica Hahn's telephone hotline
Plus!: Prince plays 'Computer Blue'
Plus!: Disco Schlitz commercial
Plus!: Freaky dreams of a frustrated husband
Plus!: Anti-porn crusader from the 60s
Plus!: Hervé Villichaize sings

The Delta Force (1982)


An all-star cast gets taken hostage on an airliner by terrorists led by Robert Forster. Also starring Chuck Norris, Lee Marvin, Bo Svenson, Martin Balsam, Joey Bishop, Shelley Winters, Robert Vaughn and George Kennedy.

Plus!: O.J. Simpson's workout for air travellers
Plus!: Spotlight on American snipers
Plus!: Trailers for Jim Brown double-bill
Plus!: AC/DC - Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
Plus!: Jackie Gleason for Richard Nixon
Plus!: 40-minute Mixed-Clip Meltdown
Plus!: Sean Connery's brother, Neil
Plus!: Manson murder news footage
Plus!: Spooks, Creeps, and Talking Brains

Jekyll and Hyde... Together Again (1982)


Eighties comedy with lots of sex and drug jokes. Square Dr. Daniel Jekyll creates a snortable potion that transforms him into a demented swinger.

Plus!: Cancelled game show 'Whew!'
Plus!: Fat Boys - 'All You Can Eat'
Plus!: 20-Minute Workout with Bess Motta
Plus!: Surreal 70s commercial for ICI Fibres
Plus!: Trailer for Easy Rider
Plus!: Trailer for Santo and the Vampire Women 
Plus!: Oxyclean commercial
Plus!: CITY-TV has "technicial difficulties"

Sunday, August 8, 2010

Switchblade Sisters (1975)

New-girl Maggie joins up with the tough girl gang, the Dagger Debs, a goes on a journey that includes prison fights, politics, black gangs and a shootout in a skating ink.

Plus!: Trailer for Ms. .45
Plus!: 60s Green Hornet show
Plus!: Trippy US propaganda cartoon

Carny (1980)

Two carnival hustlers make their living by mercilessly taunting spectators to dunk them in a tank in this realistic drama about living the life. Starring Gary Busey, Jodie Foster & Robbie Robertson.

Plus!: Superjail episode 'Superbar'
Plus!: Molly Hatchet - Flirtin' With Disaster
Plus!: Big Mac commercial from the 70s
Plus!: Commercial for Maria Christina Wine
Plus!: Coming this fall on CHCH, channel 11

Santo vs the Martian Invasion (1967)

Mexican wrestling superstar Santo defends the world from an invasion in and out of the ring. The Martians have a disappearing ray that comes out of their third eye. In Spanish.

Plus!: Radar Men From the Moon 
Plus!: The Who - Kids Are Alright
Plus!: Joe Frazier vs Bob Foster
Plus!: Trippy propaganda
Plus!: Werewolves on Wheels trailer

The Glory Stompers (1968)

Ad-line: 'It's the BLACK SOULS vs. the STOMPERS ...in the deadliest cycle-gang war ever waged!' Dennis Hopper stars with Casey Kasem and Jock Mahoney in a greasy biker picture made by AIP for the Drive-ins.

Plus!: Trailer for A Scream in the Streets
Plus!: Groovy Star Wars music
Plus!: Liberace tours his house
Plus!: A Masturbater gets good advice
Plus!: John Travolta sits on a stool and sings
Plus!: James Brown stoned on Sonya Live
Plus!: Mystic Hermaphrodites
Plus!: Van Halen super-session
Plus!: Paul McCartney & Wings - Let Me Roll It

You Can't Cheat an Honest Man (1939)

W.C. Fields is Larson E. Whipslade, who manages a sleazy circus that is perpetually in debt. Edgar Bergen co-stars with his two puppets, Charlie McCarthy and Knucklehead.

Plus!: Trailer for At The Circus
Plus!: Trailer for A Night at the Opera
Plus!: Adventures of Captain Marvel, chapter 5
Plus!: Three Stooges in Gents Without Cents

A Sore For Sighted Eyes

TV Carnage presents a 90-minute mix-tape brilliantly edited from the ugliest television programming foisted on passive viewers during the 80s and 90s. With a special focus on deluded celebrities and wish-to-bees, this compilation includes Colin Powell, Richard Simmons, Garth Brooks and John Ritter cries watching Rosie O'Donnell pretend to be retarded.

Plus!: Get Smart exchanges spies with Seigfried
Plus!: Beastie Boys play Triple Trouble
Plus!: ABC Movies for 1977
Plus!: Trailer for Horrors of the Black Museum
Plus!: WABC New York Sign-Off, 1986

Snakeskin Shreddies

Four hrs. of skin, music, celebrities and laffs...

Plus!: Bubba has a Win-a-Date contest
Plus!: Frank Zappa plays 'Muffin Man'
Plus!: Batman vs Egghead, pt. 2
Plus!: Softcore trailers from the late 60s
Plus!: Stones - 2000 Light Years From Home
Plus!: Sonny Bono discourages drug use
Plus!: Strange Asian monsters
Plus!: Groovy Sci-Fi Nautilus
Plus!: Sly Stone stoned with Dick Cavett
Plus!: Three Stooges in The Sitter Downers
Plus!: Roast for Sammy Davis, Jr.
Plus!: Electric Blue's Celebrity Corner
Plus!: Time-Life Gunfighters series

Plus!: Strip game show Everything Goes
Plus!: Canadian kid's host Harrigan
Plus!: Allman Bros - In Memory of Elizabeth Reed
Plus!: Get Smart with Tom Poston as Mad Scientist
Plus!: Trailer for Vengence of She
Plus!: Trailer for Revenge of the Gladiators
Plus!: Commercial for Hair Wiz
Plus!: City Lights with Brian Linehan
Plus!: Beastie Boys - Intergalactic
Plus!: Nigerian anti-piracy commercial
Plus!: Trailer for Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla
Plus!: Commercial for VHS player
Plus!: Rick James in concert in Germany, 1980

Beyond the Valley of the Dolls (1970)

Russ Meyers' softcore satire about three girls who start a rock band and quickly succumb to L.A.'s seductive mix of sex, drugs and weirdness.

Plus!: Aquarius Redux
Plus!: Trailer for A Scream in the Streets
Plus!: Promo for Electric Blue Hotline

Please Don't Touch Me! (1959)


Freaky 50s flick from the incredible Ormond family. Newlywed Vicki gets hypnotized because she isn't interested in sex with her husband.

Plus!: Safety film The Finishing Line
Plus!: Batman vs Egghead pt. 1
Plus!: Trailer for Horror of the Blood Monsters
Plus!: commercials for Pabst beer, Slinky, Burger King and L & M cigarettes

Saturday Morning Wake and Bake

Roll 'em Up and Lay 'em Out!

Plus!: Sub-Mariner defends Atlantis
Plus!: The Bugaloos
Plus!: Bugs Bunny and the Penguin
Plus!: Batman vs the Catwoman & Riddler
Plus!: The Dog with the Cat on his back
Plus!: Bugs and Daffy in the Snow
Plus!: Thor vs Loki, his evil half-brother
Plus!: The Super-Friends vs Aliens
Plus!: The Banana Splits
Plus!: Commercials for Gum-ball banks, Talking Crissy, Viewmasters, Easy-Bake Oven, Spirograph, Libbyland and Captain Crunch

The Golden Eye (1948)


Roland Winters stars as Chan and solves a mystery at a gold mine in Arizona. Charlie is assisted by an undercover drunk and Mantan Moreland in a B-movie with lots of racially-incorrect humour.

Plus!: A Night Gallery episode with Laurence Harvey, 'The Caterpilar'
Plus!: The Who play 'Who Are You'
Plus!: Playboy spotlight on Colpo Grosso
Plus!: The Gap Band play 'Party Train'
Plus!: Trailers for Torso, Tourist Trap, Five Bloody Graves, Aroused & All Women Are Bad
Plus!: A 45-minute Junk Tape meltdown focused on Saturday Morning TV

Flying Tigers (1942)

John Wayne leads a band of American mercenaries waging war against Japan in support of China two years before the start of WW2. Lots of aerial combat scenes and melodrama in a propaganda picture celebrating a real group famous for painting mouths on the noses of their planes.

Plus!: Trailer for The Roaring Twenties
Plus!: Trailer for Dead End
Plus!: Trailer for They Were Expendable
Plus!: Manhunt on Mystery Island serial
Plus!: Mr. Yuk commercial
Plus!: Hanker for Hunk O' Cheese

Doctor Detroit (1983)

Nerdy professor Dan Aykroyd is conned into taking the place of pimp Howard Hessman, who is on the run from the giant mobsteress Mom. The Doctor gets high and seduced by the pimp's foxy stable and James Brown drops by to sing a song at the end.

Plus!: Belushi and Aykroyd on The Today Show
Plus!: Trailer for Neighbors 
Plus!: Atari commercial from 1978
Plus!: Commercial for 1-800 number
Plus!: Mr Show sketch about phone sex
Plus! Three Stooges as firemen in Flat Foot Stooges

The Killing of America (1982)

Very heavy documentary about America's descent into violence during the 60s and 70s. A unique Mondo movie that was never widely distributed in the US, maybe because of its disturbing political subtext.

Plus!: Paul Anka sings for Molson's
Plus!: Making of a McDonalds commercial
Plus!: Heino sings Beer Hall songs
Plus!: Stop-motion Nuts
Plus!: Benny Hill in Archie's Angels
Plus!: Beastie Boys play 'Sabotage'
Plus!: Trailer for Gator
Plus!: Trailer for The Mafia Girls

Unholy Rollers (1972)



AIP's imitation of Raquel Welch's '72 roller derby drama Kansas City Bomber. Playmate Claudia Jennings stars as a woman that quits her job at a cannery to become a vicious derby queen forced to deal with jealous rivals and the Mob.

Plus!: Playmate profile of Miss May '82 Kym Malin
Plus!: Black Militants on Joe Pyne Show
Plus!: LL Cool & Beastie Boys videos
Plus!: Body Break
Plus!: Van Nuys Blvd. trailer
Plus!: Confessions of a Nazi Spy trailer
Plus!: ABC Sunday Movie promo for Taxi Driver